Tuesday, 2 September 2008
Atmos Doughnut Keyrings!
NEW KANYE MATERIAL?
This Morning.....
and in my pan were 3 YOLKS!
This is the first time this has ever happened to me. They must be twin chicks right??!
Anyway to pay homeage I did not eat them and also cause when I went to get the camera i forgot who was who lying in that frying pan. For a moment I felt like becoming a vegetarian.
A momentary lapse.
Sunday, 31 August 2008
Sunday Movie
Im'a take spare pants.
After seeing the movie im undecided whether I like it or not. My fragile mind was taken in and I was definately prepared to jump out of my seat. Which I almost did!
Nervous laughs round the cinema also killed it a bit. JPW left halfway to go "for a piss", but im pretty sure he went to change his soiled pants.
The film was inspired by true events which basically means it was totally fictional, but the "true story" adds to the thrilling suspense.
Director Bryan Bertino's childhood: a stranger came to his home asking for someone who was not there, and Bertino later found out that empty homes in the neighborhood had been broken into that night he also said his main inspiration was Helter Skelter, a true crime novel about the 1969 Manson family murders.
Internet rumours suggest it was based on Keddie Cabin murders. but basically the film is totally made up.
On a lighter note catwalk beauty Gemma Ward was one of the masked killers. Doll face.
Sleep well.
"I'm ready to go right now!"
Fresh White Daps.
But once they get dirty they dont seem to have the same effect on me when I slip them on.
8th Deadly Sin: Having Dirty Shoes.
So when are Vans going to make a leather or patent leather version so I can just wipe them down after from a hectic night at the DISCO!
Before:
After:
They did not do too bad considering the antics. Janeeta a 'fellow BROWNI' who shares the same addiction or VICE. Has possibly the best collection of womens heels I have seen struttin the Dancefloors. These GUCCI numbers were quite arousing:
So until Vans decide to make a leather pack, i'll have to go with this Common Project shoe. White leather patent. FOREVER FRESH!! Simple subtle style tennis shoe with gold text detailing and attention to quality in production and materials makes it a fine looking piece of footwear. If you decide to invest go a size down as these are very big fitting.
http://www.commonprojects.com/
KEEP IT CLEAN KIDS.
Friday, 29 August 2008
Papa's Got a Brand New Bag
Did you know that the first ever item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer for $14.83. Astonished, seller and founder French-born Iranian computer programmer Pierre Omidyar contacted the winning bidder to ask if he understood that the laser pointer was broken. In his responding email, the buyer explained: "I'm a collector of broken laser pointers."
And also it was founded on September 3rd 1995, same day as my Birthday!
Well while I was searching I came across this:


Well I dont think I could really rock this but it reminds me of a vintage Doctors/Surgeons bag and its Chanel, and its Wood and its fuckin DOPE!!
It would make a perfect ornament in my future appartment, and it is my Birthday soon people's :) ill let you guys sleep on it, have a think. meanwhile here is the link to the auction:
CLOTHSURGEONS BIRTHDAY PRESENT FROM THE PUBLIC
Oh yeah, you will need a PAYPAL account :)
SUPREME Autumn/Winter 08-09
heres the bits I NEED!
Also the Accesories, the Masterlock just in case someone tries TEEEEEFING my designs from my locker, and if they do they get BOPPED in the head with the glove!
Kato Maté my people.
FOOD for THOUGHT.
You may remeber this concept from the Nike McFetridge Vandal from a few years back, pinstripe material shoe with Geoff McFetridge graphics underlayed:
Estate LA are releasing this Watermelon Tearaway Fitted Cap very soon, but in hyper-limited numbers, 24 to be precise. So all you Hype animals better be quick on this. Will also go nicely with the Watermelon Vans Chukka, Era and Slip-on which are due to be released in 2009.

CAP pics taken from HYPEBEAST
Wednesday, 27 August 2008
Common - Announcement
A PIECE OFFERING........?!
After a weekend of misfortune and sadness, my spirits were lifted due to a piece offering from my good friends at VANS!
As I got to my office this week, I was greeted to 4 FULL BOXES of loveliness!
After being sent many, many styles, the 3 below are my personal favourites for HOLIDAY/XMAS 08
SEA CAPTAIN- part of VANS ever growing surf range.......nice and comfy, but the cut of the ankle is REAL MAD!!
AUTHENTIC MODULAR- based on block design and tiling, something a little more tasteful for even the most fed up plain tee wearing bugger! very Mondrian!
HALF CAB CROC- part of a huge croc pack for xmas 08....SUEDE...GOOD! LEATHER...GOOD! CROC SKIN...DOPE!!
All released around XMAS!
Have a good one!
Tuesday, 26 August 2008
Kanye West x Takashi Murakami
I think its pretty fresh from the Delorean to being the Valedictorian, all put together by Murakami's signature style graphics and imagery. DOPE!
Keeping it Urban KEEF style.



Keef has been busy on the scene check out the latest adventures Keef has been on.
http://www.keefurban.com/
Friday, 22 August 2008
DELIVERY!! Please Report to the Loading Bay!
So you have to get there quick so the people's can have their fresh SHIT!!!
Thursday, 21 August 2008
NO-ONE*EVER*REALLY*DIES...DEAD.
I got rather aggrivated that people stood next to me in the crowd did not even know what the first album was called and where telling me what to do.
Im an avid fan of N*E*R*D and not just Pharell, even though I do admire his work and talent, im there for the music the buzz the adrenalin that keeps you bouncing for 2 hours in heat more accustomed to the sahara dessert, whilst sweating like Gary Glitter in a Playgound.
At the signing Shae just walked out casually and no one batted an eyelid!! whats that all about!!!
The best thing to come out the of Gig last night was my boy Lee A TRUE FAN getting picked out by Pharell and Shae to get on stage to skank out to LapDance.
Chad was not there last night, which strengthened rumours of a split and also Shae and Pharell left in seperate vehicles to the concert and seemed distant both at the signing and on stage.
Also Pharell's cardigan is Ralph Lauren, his tash and scruffy vans seemed he was going 'back to his skater roots' his look when wearing vintage Levi's and Led Zeppelin t-shirts.
Anyhow now that I have finished ranting, the days activities were somewhat more fun then the nights:
Kristin was missing home so she got some £10 Norwegian water.
Willy Wonky Chocolate
Warren reppin some Luxury camo goods. Louis Vuitton Monogramoflage
who said ginners cant pose. Mark Ingerman
Ferris Bueller takes a day off while discussing some Risky Business
"Table for seven like BECKHAM!!"
Whats the BIG ISSUE?
Band Of Glory
Supposedly Flannels had a good sale on Paul & Shark
Spreading the word
Prav & co.... The Tropicana' drinks are definately free in that denim number Patel
Neil doing the Day Job
Mr P arrives with a disgusting looking scarf
and some Square Pants
Real Recognise Real
That guy from Embrace also known as Karl
some random dude goes by the name of Shae
In Search Of .....
"Its so Real How I Feel its this society that makes a FAN want to kill!"















